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Data Analyst
By day, I traverse large and unpleasant datasets. I scrape, dig, join, profile, and stratify - all before lunch.
Graduate Student
By night, I am a doctoral candidate at George Mason University in the School of Systems Biology completing my PhD in Bioinformatics*.
*I still don't know what "Bioinformatics" means. :(
Application Devleoper
By other times, I do development work. I use as many good tools and frameworks so that I work as little as possible.
Nonsense
I expect that you're probably pretty bored if you're visiting this page. So, let's discuss a joke.
Nurse: "Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room." Doctor: "Tell him I can't see him."
Discussion topics
- Does the invisible man want to see the doctor because of his invisibility or for some other reason?
- How does the nurse know that there is an invisible man in the waiting room? Did they talk?
- If the doctor cannot attend to the invisible man, why not? Is the doctor too busy? Does the invisible man have the wrong insurance carrier?